literature

Batman Song Idea

Deviation Actions

RexcoCorps's avatar
By
Published:
354 Views

Literature Text

They want Dark and Gritty
Isn't that a pitty
I guess I can deal with that

It would be so much fun
To match wits
With a psychologically tortured bat!

Would you have the Joker with an obvious mustache
Or as a mad dog off his leash?
Or Riddler in a light up suit
Or Simon the Pieman, yeesh...

Or would you rather have tragic villains
Like the misguided Two-Face
The mourning Mr. Freeze
Or a best friend as Clayface?

Fun and silly, dark and gloomy
It really doesn't matter
Everyone will follow me
When I begin my patter!

With Bat-Mite's power under my sway
I can give the fans their fill
Then after they tear him apart
I get the lions share of the kill!

Would you rather have brooding conflict
With Batman in self doubt
Or maybe apocalyptic futures
Where the Dark Knight has stepped out?

Gloom and nasty, fun and wacky
The arguments make me sick
It's like a bad video game
And I get a chainsaw to the....

"HEY!" Bat-Mite interrupted, "That's not appropriate for this show!"
So :iconsumperson: proposed an idea for a Batman story where Robin wants him campy and the fans want him dark. So I figured the only one with the powers to do that was Bat-Mite.

Then I figured Music Meister could be the one who hypnotizes the fans to pursue Batman to keep him distracted.

So here's a random story idea that has a lot of in-jokes if you're a Bat-fan, or an AVGN fan

NOT FINAL PRODUCT
© 2010 - 2024 RexcoCorps
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In